To the person who keeps peeing all over the toilet seat in the middle of the night, there aren’t any girls living in the house, so either leave the damned thing up or pee sitting down.
To the person who keeps peeing all over the toilet seat in the middle of the night, there aren’t any girls living in the house, so either leave the damned thing up or pee sitting down.
To the person who keeps slipping shots of whiskey into my hot cups of Cold PM tea… well… I guess… thank you. Thank you.
To the person soaking her menses-stained underpants in the kitchen sink. Next time, remove my dishes from the sink first. Thanks.
To the person who keeps dropping and breaking wine glasses, maybe you should have stopped drinking 7 glasses ago. And it’s probably not PETA-approved to let the cats drink the spilled wine so stop getting your pets drunk you sick SOB.
To the person who cleans while listening to A Chorus Line and then hits repeat on “Dance 10, Looks 3”, I hear that cleaning is possible while listening to just regular music as well sometimes.
To the person who thinks that saving their feces is the definitive next step to having a compost bucket in their small New York apartment, you should totally take that idea to the Department of Public Works: Waste Management Division
To the person who poured soap on their peanut butter after realizing the number of calories in the entire jar - at the point when 3/4 of the jar was gone in one sitting, that’s what it takes huh? I guess that’s what it takes.
To the person who’s got a framed picture of Taylor Kitsch hanging on their wall, that’s a barely grown up version of hanging a teen beat hot guy poster on your wall.
To the person that hides the Girl Scout cookies in the freezer so you won’t eat more than the recommended serving size every day. Dumb move. You just eat them faster when they are frozen because they taste better. And really, that’s not a very tricky hiding place. Try behind the fridge so you can’t reach them, or the garbage if you really don’t want to eat them…
To the person who put painters’ tape over the dead roach stuck in between the window and screen instead of actually removing it; did you really think that was a solid plan?
